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posted 1 hour ago + 122 notes — via me-carly

me-carly:

More Turnbull - requested - [part 1]

#due south #is theatre de l'absurde #in the best way #not in a weird-ass French way #you know how i feel about wierd-ass French shit


posted 1 hour ago + 19,111 notes — via ladydrace, © neferipitou

neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

#yes


posted 1 hour ago + 2 notes — via missionlameturtle

missionlameturtle:

I’m very girly but also simultaneously kinda bad at being a girl, you know?

Ooh I am fascinated by how you define both “girly” and “bad at being a girl”! This statement contains multitudes! I feel moved to hijack your post in order to explore it!

I’m probably too old for “girly” to be my adjective of choice, but if we widened it to mean “things commonly associated with femininity” I would be girly in that I like BABIES and small children and would have ditched work in a New York minute to stay at home with mine (and possibly regretted it later, who knows); I like fashion and wear clothes that are considered sufficiently feminine if not what you’d call “girly”, I am a nervous driver/bad parker (“woman driver”, THAT’s the phrase I was looking for!), and enjoy almost zero typically masculine activities. I would rather eat salad than steak, I own scatter cushions, I avoid conflict and deal with other people’s bad behaviour through provocative passive aggressiveness (it works, ok?) If we’re taking a 21st century view of it (and keeping my pornographic fanfic to ourselves, which really I think we should) then I could plausibly be called ladylike

And “bad at being a girl”- hmm. I hate cooking. I would rather eat crisps than cook. I care about home decor but would live in squalor rather than do housework. That’s about it.

I only write this down because I like my “girly” list, and don’t really give a shit about the “bad at being a girl” list, which would not have been true when I was your age, and the lists would not have looked the same. I can’t decide if this means I accept myself now I am older, or have been brainwashed into conforming to social constructs of femininity. 

#social constructs of femininity #you may have meant something TOTALLY DIFFERENT!


posted 1 hour ago + 17 notes — via seascribe, © drjules64

deputychairman:

drjules64:

In bed with Paul Gross

ohgodohgodohgod my hormones have broken because his TONGUE do you think the director was standing there going nope, still not dirty enough, can you give us some MORE TONGUE please Paul? What this scene really needs is the hottest, filthiest kissing you’ve got! Or does he spontaneously kiss like this???? i think we should be told.

I enjoy paul gross best when Deputy is having a crisis over him

Well I’m glad somebody enjoys my suffering, I wouldn’t like to think I go through this for NOTHING. I may not get to sleep with Paul Gross but at least people on the internet are entertained by my confused longing.

 

#that sounded sarcastic but i really am glad #one of my superpowers would be #the ability to turn suffering into anecdote #(my own suffering I mean) #(not other peoples) #(that would be really mean and heartless)


posted 2 hours ago + 34,186 notes — via seascribe, © taeyeonic

seascribe:

taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

YAY! I may have accidentally started writing Fraser/Victoria fic while at work. Because apparently I want to lose my job or something?

#due south is WORTH being fired over


posted 5 hours ago + 7 notes — via tinadolphin
tinadolphin:

Another dorky faced picture. This is for September 22nd

Somebody leap out of the internet and make me do some work. Please? I have a job. I can’t just sit here staring in confused longing at pictures of Paul Gross all day. I can’t.

tinadolphin:

Another dorky faced picture. This is for September 22nd

Somebody leap out of the internet and make me do some work. Please? I have a job. I can’t just sit here staring in confused longing at pictures of Paul Gross all day. I can’t.

#and yet it would appear that I am #oh dear #paul gross #is really a huge problem for me


posted 6 hours ago + 5 notes — via drjules64
deputychairman → i am having all these FEELINGS about how hot Paul Gross is and none of them are appropriate for the workplace what have you DONE you need to warn people (me) about his TONGUE I WAS NOT READY

drjules64:

OMG yes let’s just talk for a moment about Paul Gross and his tongue because that is the reason that this, above all other hot PG onscreen kisses, remains my favorite.  I’m 30 years old and that is still one of the hottest things I’ve ever experienced in my life.  Real life will never stand up to the fantasy that is Paul Gross.  DAMN YOU PAUL GROSS AND YOUR TONGUE!

HE JUST MAKES ME SO ANGRY. HOW DARE HE BE SO PAINFULLY ATTRACTIVE AND YET ESSENTIALLY FICTIONAL???

(yeah I know, don’t tell me, “essentially fictional” is the key here. A man I have never met can never blunt the edge of passion by leaving his dirty socks next to but not in the laundry basket, or blaming me when he loses his keys. But it’s still NOT FAIR that Paul Gross can look like that and not put out. Damn the fiction/reality divide. Damn it to hell. I want to be sleeping with Paul Gross in the 90s, and I never will be. This is a tragedy of the modern age.)

#i'm really not exaggerating the intensity of my feelings #paul gross #damn you paul gross #i hate you #so so much


posted 6 hours ago + 17 notes — via drjules64

drjules64:

In bed with Paul Gross

ohgodohgodohgod my hormones have broken because his TONGUE do you think the director was standing there going nope, still not dirty enough, can you give us some MORE TONGUE please Paul? What this scene really needs is the hottest, filthiest kissing you’ve got! Or does he spontaneously kiss like this???? i think we should be told.

#jule you are KILLING ME #I AM AT WORK #I CANNOT LOOK AWAY #I AM GAZING SO HARD I'M GOING CROSSEYED #paul gross #i hate him #god I hate him #it is just so UNFAIR #that i will never get to have sex with him in the 90s #(tumblr autocompleted that tag for me)


posted 7 hours ago + 22,348 notes — via kindaoffkilter, © aurelie-dupont
therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

This is unreal. 10. Count them. 10.

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

This is unreal. 10. Count them. 10.
#girly sports #are like magic and witchcraft #HOW IS SHE DOING THAT??? #5 year old me was so right to want to be a ballerina #they are awesome


posted 7 hours ago + 34,186 notes — via alittledonnyosmondflair, © taeyeonic

taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

#can we do another C6D Ladies Day? #i feel the need for more avenging