Wait what William Hague is setting the scene to be the Mary Sue in a Due South fanfic?
"Oh Constable Fraser, I’m afraid those impoverished disabled people we’re persecuting in the UK will somehow scrape together the airfare to Chicago and try to attack me in the night. You’ll have to sleep in the Queen’s bedroom with me!"
Oh no, my mistake; he actually wants to establish his Eurosceptic credentials in front of the Tory right by snubbing the EU. That’s the kind of rudeness I just can’t condone, because I have a lot of feelings about the EU and I love what it stands for almost as much as I love Ray and Fraser. If only William Hague were like me, and had made this decision because he loved them too.